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Saying of the Day

Ole goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Lutefisk."

 

The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Norwegian?"

 

Ole, clearly offended and angry, says, "Well, yes I am.  But, let me ask you something.

If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked you for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or, if I asked for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would ya,huh?  Would ya?"

 

The clerk says, "Well, no...."

 

"And," Ole continues, "if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey,

would you ask me if I was Irish?  What about Canadian Bacon.

Would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

 

"Well, I probably wouldn't," agrees the clerk.

 

With self-indignation and more angry, Ole says, "Well, all right then.

Why did you ask me if I'm Norwegian just because I asked for Lutefisk?"

 

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

        

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